What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 20:44

Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Exploding battery fears spark recall of 1.1 million portable chargers - San Francisco Chronicle
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Using ChatGPT to write essays may be eroding critical thinking skills - Phys.org
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
A Forgotten Cancer Is Surging in Young People, And Experts Are Puzzled - ScienceAlert
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do I promote my book to get it reviewed and grow an audience if I already published it?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
What do you think of Sony's generative AI rendering Aloy in a Horizon: Forbidden West demo?
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Why is China the first in the world to counter the "reciprocal tariff"?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
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